Dear Chicken George,
How times change. You do something, it's heroic. Michael Vick does it, it's villainous. Wait. One is dogs? Never mind. This is why I never read the newspapers. They tell you everything you don't know.
Yours in freedom,
Anthony
LETTERS WRITTEN TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BY ACTUAL PEOPLE
Dear Chicken George,
How times change. You do something, it's heroic. Michael Vick does it, it's villainous. Wait. One is dogs? Never mind. This is why I never read the newspapers. They tell you everything you don't know.
Yours in freedom,
Anthony