Monday, June 14, 2010

Dan Brown | The Da Vinci Code | 2003

Dear Robert Langdon,

I just read a study that Harris Tweed is poisonous. Well, actually, I did not, but I wish it was. Or that loafers make you keel over. Or that Mickey Mouse watches put you in a coma. You are a boob, no matter how many cases you solve.

Mark Reynolds