Dan Jenkins | Semi-Tough | 1972

Dear Burt Danby,

I know the story's mainly about Billy Clyde. He's the humminest sumbitch, I agree. But when you walked in with Barb in your velvet jacket, gold dog tags, and hot-combed hair, I decided that I wanted to be like you for the rest of my life.

Sincerely,
Mark Merola