Dear Charlie,
Im sory I dint rember about diner with you last nite. I usd to be smart but now I ferget a lot from takking to meny yeers years of ambien pills. Somtimes it makes me do dum things like when they say hey lookit that he really pulled an Adele that time and i alwas laff but secretly i wish ther was an operashun so I could be smart agan.
It is to bad but if god wantid you to be my reel boyfrend he wood have made you born that way.
love,
Adele Griffin