Margaret Mitchell | Gone With the Wind | 1936

Dear Belle Watling,

As a fallen woman and small-business owner you must be busy, so I'll be brief.

Far be it for me to tell you your job, but I would like to offer one suggestion, if I may: Rhett Butler's intense interest in women's fashion suggests a secret desire to dabble in cross-dressing. A whalebone corset, bustle and watered lavender silk combination could be just the kink to pry him away from that awful O'Hara girl.

We both know he deserves better and would look good in heels.

Cordially,
Jason Saffir Zenobia

P.S. Love your hair.